What the hell am I even looking at?

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
09/30/2016 at 14:18 • Filed to: Eye Bleach! Where's my eye-bleech!?!

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is bad. This is very very bad.

DISCUSSION (39)

Steve in Manhattan > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:20

2 gallons of any accelerant and a Bic lighter would solve this problem.

crowmolly > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:22

but im 62

Kinja'd!!!

S65 > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:23

It’s always a V6

CaptDale - is secretly British > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:23

He is 62? Must not have noticed his grandson “modding” it

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:23

In case the murderer’s car isn’t bad enough, it’s parked in two spots in front of a hydrant.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > crowmolly
09/30/2016 at 14:24

You’re saying 62 year olds aren’t allowed to drop acid at parties and do Molly while playing with Tonka in the back yard anymore? You ageist, you.

shop-teacher > Steve in Manhattan
09/30/2016 at 14:24

Sounds about right.

shop-teacher > crowmolly
09/30/2016 at 14:25

I know, right!?!

shop-teacher > S65
09/30/2016 at 14:25

Indeed it is.

Shift24 > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:25

Called it before even looking, luckily it’s just a V6 but man that’s bad.

jimz > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:26

this car is good joung kidds whom like fast stuff V6 and stick shift!!!

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Steve in Manhattan
09/30/2016 at 14:26

But, at the same time, it would look fitting if it were *moving* and on fire. Not good, but the cartoonishness would be appropriate. We can’t just burn it in situ.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:26

r/shittycarmods

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/30/2016 at 14:26

Acid and molly’s one hell of a combo.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
09/30/2016 at 14:28

I admit I’m only guessing, but I’ve got to start somewhere.

TheHondaBro > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:28

Eye bleach isn’t enough. This requires a Black Widow to the corneas.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/30/2016 at 14:29

That’s a good “one hell of.”

crowmolly > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/30/2016 at 14:30

Nah, more like

If your horrible taste lasts longer than 4 hours please see your physician

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > crowmolly
09/30/2016 at 14:34

Bob Dole would never customize Bob Dole’s car this tastelessly. Bob Dole prefers Bob Dole’s car to have Bob Dole’s preferred vinyl top, which is after all timeless - like the quality of Bob Dole’s Viagra-enhanced sex drive. Bob Dole.

/Bob Dole

Stapleface > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:35

Wow. That’s awful.

What am I even looking at over the rear wheel? A hood scoop?

crowmolly > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/30/2016 at 14:37

This is your time. You’ve worked like a dog your entire life. This is the age of knowing how to get things done. And by things, we mean people. This is the age of geriatric longstroking in the back of a tastelessly modified Camaro.

$kaycog > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 14:38

That is pathetic, but it does match the fire hydrant.

shop-teacher > $kaycog
09/30/2016 at 15:07

My favorite part is the bicycle reflector screwed onto the quarter panel.

$kaycog > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 15:09

Too funny!

shop-teacher > Stapleface
09/30/2016 at 15:41

I believe that thing next to the bicycle reflector is indeed a stick on hood scoop.

shop-teacher > jimz
09/30/2016 at 15:42

Yep. That pretty well sums it up.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 16:14

Is that spoiler backwards? If it’s actually functional (extremely doubtful), wouldn’t it be providing lift as opposed to downforce at that orientation? Granted, a 3.4l Camaro covered in AutoZone’s finest accessories probably won’t reach 1/4 the speed needed to generate lift, but still...

Censored > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 16:18

The Bloody rear wing is on backwards.

DynamicWeight > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
09/30/2016 at 16:35

Some might say the very best combo...

Me. It’s me. I’m saying it.

shop-teacher > Censored
09/30/2016 at 16:38

You’re right, but at this point ... does it really matter? I almost feel like the .... creator, for lack of a better term ... of this thing is trolling the world.

shop-teacher > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
09/30/2016 at 16:39

Yeah, but this this is such a POS, does it even matter?

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > shop-teacher
09/30/2016 at 16:56

No, not at all, it’s just kinda the icing on the cake.

shop-teacher > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
09/30/2016 at 17:10

Yeah, it sure is.